Tragic old people having fun

Ban them I say, Get the old fools back into their corners with fresh, cleaned spittoons.

More room is required for us youngsters to do what t'owd 'uns ain't capable of now, if indeed they ever were 

Rant [ part 1 of sixteen ] over

We had just returned to our parked car from a walk in the Lakes and a young lady was changing out of her walking boots.

"Wow, you two look really shattered" she said. "Have you walked around the Lake? It's quite a way for older folk".

"Not quite" I politely through gritted teeth replied. " We have just climbed up that mountain opposite, Red Pike, walked along the ridge, climbing higher, then down to that mountain over there, Haystacks, and then walked around the lake. Only 10 miles and a few thousand feet I know but when age catches up with you one has to learn to slow down a bit"

She had the decency to blush but didn't tarry to explain the feats of endeavour that she had just undertaken.

(Mind you we were probably a lot stiffer the following day than she was but don't tell her eh?)

Old age? It's for old minded people. I know old 30 y.o. and sprightly 86 y.o.

How many of us can remember the one in school who already seemed middle aged (equivalent of old age to a school child)?

There is a man in his nineties where we live who walks into town , one and a half miles, most days,and he is difficult to keep up with when i have walked with him, 

Smart move JV👍🏻, he’ll class you as ‘young un’, it’s always nice😊

Im the youngest one in my local . 65 next month !!

It would certainly keep you busy, reading the post you'll get

You'll find the prices disappointing if you compare them with other cruise line brochures, even allowing for the add-ons.