Church Bulletins

ABM replied on 08/05/2020 15:45

Posted on 08/05/2020 15:45

From an e-mail received today chez A B M

 

:-- The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those items not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will notb pass this way again' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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for those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday,  there will be try outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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At the evening service tonight the sermon will be  "What is Hell "  Come early and listen toour choir practice.

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The church will host an evening of Fine Dining, Super Entertainment and Gracious Hostility.

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Potluck Supper on Sunday at 5:00 pm --  Prayer and Medication to follow

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papgeno replied on 08/05/2020 19:11

Posted on 08/05/2020 19:11

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moulesy replied on 08/05/2020 19:38

Posted on 08/05/2020 19:38

Reminds me of that old Donald McGill seaside postcard - 

two vicars watch a gorgeous young female in a skimpy swimsuit walk past.

Horace says "I say Cuthbert hasn't  that young lady got lovely legs".

"Now, now", says Cuthbert, "your mind should be on higher things!" surprised

ABM replied on 08/05/2020 22:02

Posted on 08/05/2020 22:02

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The sermon this morning :  Jesus walks on water

The sermon this evening :  Searching for Jesus

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Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married today. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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Eight new Choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoons.

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This evening at 7:00 pm there will be hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and be prepared to sin.

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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast  next Sunday

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The Eighth Graders will be presenting Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' in the Church basement Friday at 7:00 pm. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 pm  on Wednesday. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.

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The Associate Minister Unveiled the church's new campaign slogan on Sunday :-- " I upped my pledge  -- Up Yours"

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