Funny one liners and sayings

jeffcc replied on 10/11/2016 12:24

Posted on 10/11/2016 12:24

Just thought i would try and interject some humour.:-

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Please feel free to add

papgeno replied on 21/03/2017 18:15

Posted on 21/03/2017 18:15

My Grandma used to say "Self praise is no recommendation " the perfect put down to anybody blowing their own trumpet.

ABM replied on 24/03/2017 16:53

Posted on 24/03/2017 16:53

The  only  time  the  World  beats  a  path  to  my  door  is  when  I'm  in  the  Bathroom