Funny one liners and sayings
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brue replied on 24/03/2021 16:46
Posted on 24/03/2021 16:46
Filched from Comic Relief...
What is a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador
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Two crisps were strolling along a road.
A passerby offered them a lift.
They said "No thanks, we're Walkers."
Amesford replied on 24/03/2021 16:59
ABM replied on 24/03/2021 17:06
Amesford replied on 24/03/2021 17:12
ABM replied on 28/03/2021 17:43
Posted on 28/03/2021 17:43
I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.
My heart says chocolate and wine, But my jeans say, please, please eat a salad!!
Never laugh at your spouse's choices ~~ You are one of them !
One minute you are young and fun. The next you're turning down the car stereo to see better.
I'd grow my own food if only I could find bacon seeds
Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now on I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
ABM replied on 28/03/2021 17:48
Posted on 28/03/2021 17:48
Some people are like clouds, once they disappear it's a beautiful day
My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling.
Common sense is not a gift. It is a punishment because you have to deal with everybody who doesn't have it.
I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps. Got lost on the way back. Now I have no idea what's going on.
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