Funny one liners and sayings

jeffcc replied on 10/11/2016 12:24

Posted on 10/11/2016 12:24

Just thought i would try and interject some humour.:-

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Please feel free to add

papgeno replied on 25/07/2021 12:56

Posted on 25/07/2021 12:56

Got this from the Motorhome man on YouTube 

I used to collect tractors but I don’t any more, I’m an ex tractor fan

Rocky 2 buckets replied on 09/08/2021 08:41

Posted on 09/08/2021 08:41

I’ve reached that age where my brain changed from-‘you probably shouldn’t say that’ to ‘what the hell let’s see what happens’

Rocky 2 buckets replied on 09/08/2021 08:43

Posted on 09/08/2021 08:43

Living on Earth is expensive but it does include a free trip around the sun👍🏻

Rocky 2 buckets replied on 11/08/2021 08:27

Posted on 11/08/2021 08:27

There are two kinds of People.

1) those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

ABM replied on 15/08/2021 22:33

Posted on 15/08/2021 22:33

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to ensure the furniture in the house is in the correct position  yell

ABM replied on 15/08/2021 22:36

Posted on 15/08/2021 22:36

I Finally did it  !

I bought a new pair of shoes with memory foam insoles ~~  so no more walking into a room & wondering why I was there.   innocent

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