Funny one liners and sayings
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ABM replied on 13/12/2020 23:26
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ABM replied on 24/03/2021 16:00
Posted on 24/03/2021 16:00
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness.
I said, "No we all seem to enjoy it"
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the refrigerator.
I thought growing old would take longer.
My bucket list : keep breathing.
ABM replied on 24/03/2021 16:42
Posted on 24/03/2021 16:42
Camping :- where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person
Just for once , I want a username and password prompt to say :-
"close enough"
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
I'm a multitasker,. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time.
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