How's your footy team doing?

It'll take more than MY Ten Pence Piece to make it a memorable Tuesday Birthday I'm sorry to say, Moulesy  -- it'll cost you more than THAT to bribe the locals to allow you into the Socially Distanced Chippy just across the road from the ground !!

I'll also have you know that the esteemed Football Club is named after Alexandra of Denmark the Beautiful Wife Consort of His Majesty King Edward VII  ( so there    thruuuuupppttt )

P.S.  :--  Happy Birthday for Tuesday Moulesy, may all your Dreams and Wishes Come True  

{ Always barring the obvious, you great Muppet  }

That's an interesting fact Brian.

The Gas, of course, are named after an old gas holder (think just like outside the boundary at The Oval in the olden days! )  

8 hours till kick off, Brian - be very, very afraid! 

And there was me thinking they were named after a meerkat.😀...Simples.

Come on now, time to stop making jokes at Crewe's expense. They're going to need all our sympathy in just over 5 hours time! 

Saving the best one's until later 😀. Happy birthday Mr M .

Thank you! Happy at the moment, delirious by 9 pm! (Maybe )

If you are tuning in to the match, tonight Moulesy A Word of Warning  -- make sure that the receiver is stood firmly on a waterproof surface because

1 ) the ground in Cheshire is only slightly dryer than the Bristol Channel  !! 

and

2 ) your tears will need somewhere to flow  

Joking apart I do hope you have been well treated & cared for by Mrs M and kept warm by mutts snuggling up, even if they are only after big snacks from your  97th Birthday cake  

Just popping my "away" shirt on ready, Brian. Trouble is, at 97 I can't see the buttons let alone do them up!