We could all use a helpful pointer now and again:

Why doesn't the club make a note of the optimal direction to point TV antennas and satelite dishes on the site maps handed out at check-in? I'm sure I'm not alone in often being somewhat amused (and frustrated) when I look to other vans for guidance and note that they seem to be pointing to all points of the compass...

This simple addition could take the guesswork out of locking onto the best available signal to catch up on that all important soap!