Crimes against Food and Drink

Says it all ET......indigestible!

OH worked at Mothers Pride one Summer when a student. His only comment was that the dough was brilliant at cleaning up his hands after tinkering with cars! Someone lost a bit of finger every week as well in slicer! Those were the days!

Let me give you a tip. If you're going to eat cotton wool bread use W*rburtons, it's the one fishermen use as it has the least chemical content.....

Yorkshire Bakery, Jacksons does an acceptable seeded loaf. 

White bread as fish bait! That's all it's fit for.

Cca Cla is it really a drink?! 

7 things you can do with it (from the web)

1. Clean the toilet bowl
2. Remove grease stains from clothing
3. Remove baked on grease from pots and pans
4. Remove corrosion from car battery terminals
5. Restore shine to coins and jewellery
6. Strip rust from, nuts, bolts and tools
7. Remove bugs from windscreen

Excessive number of ice cubes in a G&T in a large Bowles glass. It may  be fashionable just now, but I prefer to taste the gin

for diarrhoea, leave the cola go flat, then drink. Bet it strips all the bugs out. 

skimmed milk, far to watery to be called milk.

The only reason for bread is to keep the filling in, so tasteless white for me so I can enjoy that filling.

The drain cleaning qualities of Coke really does clean up the body's pipework.

Steak, well well done, I like something crunchy and chewy. Rare is a crime and cannibalistic to have the plate running in blood when cut.

Boiled potatoes a waste of space, I only mash them.

I will own up to using Subway on occasion, when when out shopping in town. I discovered that the grand kids love them but then children tend to like unhealthy food.

Never tried the meatballs though. 

Oh and steak well dine for me, I like my meat dead.