Jokes No?

The new CC CT Forum.

My O/H said lets dash up stairs and make love i said well make your mind up its one or the other

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What was Jesus's job.........Painting cars! After all he was a carpainter!

Part of a bedtime conversation between John and Jane.

I like it like this said John indifferently,

You have unplumbed depths said John shortly,

We'll have to change the sheets again said John aimlessly 

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

(been collecting 'groaners' for the home made crackers)

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

(Another one for the crackers!)

A jigsaw maker left his wife on Christmas Eve. Poor thing was in pieces afterwards!

What takes off and wobbles?

A jellicopter

The inventor of the crossword is buried in our village cemetery, he's located at 6 down and 9 across.

An old bloke and his wife didn't really get on anymore. They were discussing funeral arrangements. He said "Where would you like to be buried?". She said "On top of thee"