Lexophilia (or a love of words and their meanings)

I used to be indecisive now I can't make my mind up.

I used to be agnostic now I just don't know.

A pacemaker is that needed for the long run?

I won't be getting a heater for my kayak, I've been told you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Someone called me a "Short Arse" today. Took me awhile to realise as I'm always a little behind.

Read in the paper that our local Cardboard Box Manufacturers had folded today.

Decided to have some fruit so I've pared a pair of Pears and will also have a peach of a Nectarine.

A butterfly fluttered by.

How many plums does a plum picker pick? is it a plum job?

An  electric  cycle  always  hertz

I wanted to be a high flier .... so I bought a kite 😄