I am in trouble with the Mrs and need a new van

I am ex RAF dog handler and now train dogs for the MOD as my main job. A few months ago we had a GSD donated for training. After starting the dog on defence training it became very clear it would never make the grade so switched to sniffer training. I spent a lot of time with him and to say this dog was daft is a understatment. To cut a long story short he failed in a epic way and was put up for re homing and guess what, i took him home.

So my wife went mental ( but now loves him) my 2 other GSD took him under their wings and now i need a bigger van. Was it a costly mistake, who knows but to me it makes no odds because if i could i would bring all the flops home. Wouldnt have a wife any more if i did but my house would be well protected.

What have you done to peeve of your other halfs