How dare Tesco ....

Of all the supermarkets in all the towns in all the world, she walks into my branch of Tesco

Must pay more attention to the latest series of ads. They are clearly a source of ready paraphrases.

Record it, then you can just play it again, Sam 

I was going to start the same thread. Nothing, it seems, is sacred these days. Still, I guess it works from Tesco's point of view because we've noticed it! 

How long before Pizza Hut/Dominos/Nandos et al have Vivien Leigh using her famous line "I'll never be hungry again"?

Apologies, WTG  .

 ---- --  --  You know what I want to hear.

                 No, I don't.

                 You played it for her, you can play it for  me !  PLAY IT  !!!

And here's a different take on it - watch/listen HERE