Do you not have facilities on board? 

When you were checked in was any reason given for office being closed? Usually it is possible to 'summon' the wardens with a bell or similar.

Locked toilets are a nuisance especially if you need to use late night areas on sites that have both.

both embarrassing and necessary. We were not the only guests arriving who had to do this!

I am surprised that others had to do this. We have a toilet available in the caravan. 

Quite a few sites operate with wardens absent for a short while. Never heard of anyone using the hedgerow due to this!!

Maybe the warden had to go to the toilet himself?

Disgusting. There's a high chance that everyone doing this has a toilet in their van so there's no need to use the bushes. It's definitely unecessary and you should be embarrassed at your behaviour 

AIK, your behaviour was anti-social. 

I'm shocked that you then come on here and admit to it.

And it's not Kinlochleven.

Review beggars belief. Says little about the site but a lot about the review writer. I for one wouldn't want you as a neighbour, either on a site or more permanently. You should be ashamed. 

I have heard of non facility sites but a whole bunch of non facility members? (or not) vans beggers belief, terrible behavior 

When I read the review I had to check the date to see if it was April 1st !!!! I can't believe that you would do such a thing let alone admit it.