Funny one liners and sayings

jeffcc replied on 10/11/2016 12:24

Posted on 10/11/2016 12:24

Just thought i would try and interject some humour.:-

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Please feel free to add

Rocky 2 buckets replied on 28/09/2021 19:40

Posted on 28/09/2021 19:40

Self defence 101-if attacked by a group of clowns always go for the juggler.

if there was a pill to cure procrastination I’d probably take it tomorrow.

papgeno replied on 29/09/2021 20:57

Posted on 29/09/2021 20:57

(a new take on an old proverb)

Constipation in the thief of time, diarrhoea waits for no man.

papgeno replied on 09/10/2021 23:08

Posted on 09/10/2021 23:08

I don’t need google, my wife knows everything.

Talktourer replied on 17/11/2021 02:10

Posted on 17/11/2021 02:10

 favourites of mine..

Behind every man there is a good woman!

What's mine is my own and what's yours is between us... frequently said to the husband

as is,  It's not often you're right.. but you're wrong again! 

 

 

ABM replied on 01/12/2021 16:45

Posted on 01/12/2021 16:45

Ahh surprised  ~~ Short term memory loss there CY --  You were the first to reply back in November 2016  ~~ And with that self same quip too  wink

papgeno replied on 20/12/2021 19:59

Posted on 20/12/2021 19:59

The chap who invented cats eyes saw a cat coming towards him, if the cat had been going the other way he’d have invented the pencil sharpener 

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